I am dying for a massage.  I am covered in painful knots in my arms and shoulders.  Too bad for me since I'm broke and single, not gonna happen.  I really hate having no income.  It is that day where everyone wears green and claims to be Irish, maybe if I go out and buy someone enough green beer, I can score a massage in return.  Can I trade in the kiss, and say, massage me I'm Irish?  It might be worth a shot, never know.  Maybe I just need to find a rainbow to follow to it's end.  The gayborhood is a good place for rainbows, I wonder if drag queens sing Irish songs on St. Patty's Day?