Dear insane woman who drives like no one else is on the road,

If you insist on driving in a manner that makes one question your sanity, jeopardizes many lives including your own and those of the small passengers you have in your car, and which infuriates other drivers... I would like to point out that it may not be in the best interest of your Christ that you adorn your terror vehicle with a big 'ol Jesus fish on the back. I'm pretty sure he's not one who would appreciate his character associated with that type of asinine behavior and probably wouldn't appreciate you feeding the fire of all those already at odds with him and his followers by having a big-ass advertisement of his name as all they can see while you are putting them through a near death experience. I would just like to ask you, what IS the purpose of putting the fish there? What statement is it you are making exactly? If you're wanting to send a message that Jesus kills and owns the road.. then by all means.. get the biggest Jesus fish you can find. Brilliant.

Thank you.